- Tell me, where to does this door lead?
- Er, I, it goes, er, nowhere! It leads nowhere.
- Nowhere, eh? You mean that I would end up outside the universe, or something, if I walked through it?
- Er, yes. Yes, that's right. Er, you probably shouldn't try that, though.
- No?
- Er, because of the danger, yes?
- This sounds highly suspicious to me.
- Er, what? Why?
- A door leading nowhere? I mean, really, that's not very likely, is it?
- Er, I wouldn't know. Not me.
- No, maybe not. But I think you should let me through it.
- Er, really?
- Yes.
- Er, I ask, nay, pray you to reconsider. Please?
- No. I don't know what it is your're hiding, but I will find out. Open the door, and stand aside!
- Er, I, er, okay, er, right. There you go.
- Thank you. Now let's have a looaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhh!
- Buggrit. I told him. And that's the third one this week, too.