It has come to my knowledge that there's been a traffic increase to this slog [this isn't true]. And as I'm a very greedy person [maybe somewhat true], I've decided to add ads here [this isn't true]. This will make me very rich [could maybe have been true, but probably not], and I'm therefore going to buy myself a small country somewhere [yeah, right].

What does this entry teach us? Never let yourself edit your own lies [actually, it doesn't].