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The Squirrels of Doom

# Tue, 25 Jan 2005 20:44 – No comments

Book 1, verses I-VI

I
1. In the last days, many squirrels will spawn.
2. And they will spread all over the Earth;
3. mutating if necessary.

II
1. They will eat our crops,
2. munch our food
3. and embrace our sunshine.
4. Slowly crippling the Earth.

III
1. The Squirrels of Doom,
2. they will be called.
3. And nothing will stop them,
4. not even the Great Carrots.

IV
1. Thus the Earth will be doomed,
2. and our survival will require another world.

V
1. Tryxionia, a planet far away,
2. known to be perfect for us,
3. must be found and reached.

VI
1. Then we will be safe.
2. At least if we do not bring squirrels.

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