- Let me tell you a story about failure, deception and sorrow. But also about joy and the meaning of life. Let me tell you a spoon's tale. Once upon...
- Was it a nice spoon?
- Yes, and...
- Was it shiny?
- Yes. Now let's...
- Could you eat soup with it?
- Yes, I think you could. But please, let me continue the story.
- Ok.
- So, a spoon's tale. Right. Where was I?
- You was about to start.
- Right. Yes. Once upon...
- Even broccoli soup?
- I don't see why you would eat broccoli soup in the first place, but yes, I guess you could. So, once upon a time, there was this spoon, and...
- Could you use it as a mirror?
- Not really. So there was this spoon, and... and...
- Aren't you going to continue the story?
- No. I've forgotten it.