Failure
# Wed, 22 Mar 2006 20:20 – No comments
I'm not quite sure today qualifies as 'tomorrow or so' five days ago, but whatever.
As of what would most certainly have qualifed as 'tomorrow or so' five days ago, I'm 22 years old. And during the past 22 years, I have totally failed to:
1. Take over the world
2. Become extremely rich
As those are the prime objectives of any human being, and as I've calculated that any decent human would have accomplished both by the age 21.96 years, it follows that I'm a failure as a human being.
As of what would most certainly have qualifed as 'tomorrow or so' five days ago, I'm 22 years old. And during the past 22 years, I have totally failed to:
1. Take over the world
2. Become extremely rich
As those are the prime objectives of any human being, and as I've calculated that any decent human would have accomplished both by the age 21.96 years, it follows that I'm a failure as a human being.
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