Yet again I'm facing trouble. My ketchup supplies are running low. This usually happens from time to time, but this time it's different. It's too soon. Indeed, I'm quite sure ketchup thieves has taken ketchup from me.

Ketchup thieving is a serious offence, and is also the eighth mortal sin (the first seven being ketchup fraud, ketchup abuse, ketchup hate, ketchup burning, ketchup hiding, catsup spelling, and pie dislike). But fear not, I've already called the Super Ketchup Brothers 3. I'm sure they're already out hunting these terrible thieves.