Remember the island from last post? (If not, look down). It's even cuter nowdays, see?

But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to talk about what I want you all to remember when the troops get here.
1) Don't spill your tea.
2) Don't wear your pyjamas backwards. Again. The troops will take this as an act of war, and they will open fire. We do not want that.
3) Don't volunteer opinions. Just reflect whatever opinions the troops seem to have.
4) Don't walk around without underwear. Again. I repeat, we do not want the troops to open fire.
5) If someone tells you to get a cup of tea from that tree over there, then do it. Don't claim that cups of tea do not grow on trees, because that's irrelevant.
6) It's also irrelevant whether or not you like to sunbath. If told to sunbath, you shall sunbath, and that's all there is to it.
7) Don't feed the troops trash while they're watching. Rather, try it when they look around for something. If you're lucky, they'll spot something and become surprised, and open their mouths. That's when to strike.
8) Never, ever, talk to trees unless the trees clearly has tea. I can't stress this enough. Talking to trees that do no have tea is an act of war.
9) Don't count to more than nine. The troops will otherwise become jealous, and who knows what will happen. If you're likely to count to more than nine by mistake, make sure you have some tea in your pocket to offer to whoever hears you.
9.1) Don't show cleverness. Cleverness is for hiding deep within you. Open cleverness is often fatal, but not quite as fatal as dumbassness.
9.2) Don't show dumbassness.
9.3) Don't wear a transparent skirt. Again. I repeat, we do not want the troops to open fire. We do not want a war today.
9.4) If you see a television set, ignore it. Being aware of the existence of tv sets is offence enough to grant punishment by death, or in some grave cases, being forced to watch public sunbathing areas.
9.5) Don't crawl around on the ground and act a snake unless specifically told to. Even then, hesitate a little to not give away that you enjoy it.
9.6) Don't use sarcasm if you're afraid the troops will catch on. They treat sarcasm with games of polo.
9.7) Don't offer your socks to the troops. They have previously become very confused by this, as they do not know what socks is, and they do weird things when confused.
9.8) Don't wear kilts and do backflips. Again. The troops will consider that an act of war, och will open fire. We do NOT want that.
9.9) If the troops for some reason open fire, be well prepared and stand behind the troops.

That's all for now.