Though the depths of idiocy is more than often hidden from me, I'm really trying to understand how idiocy works. My finds are not exactly true, but they are quite interesting.

1. Idiocy gives you freedom
2. Idiocy gives you money
3. Idiocy gives you something to die for
4. Idiocy gives you something to kill for
5. Idiocy makes the circle of life work
6. Idiocy is freely available both on and off the net
7. Idiocy is sometimes fun, but most of the time it's just depressing
8. Sorry, there were only seven dwarfs