I today, to my great horror, noticed I had no ice cream! And this at a time I really felt like ice cream.

Having told my good friend Mr Hat Caller, and asked if he knew how this could be, he -- also no doubt in horror -- told me that he had the very same problem. He had no ice cream either.

With this information, there's no doubt that this is a very serious and rising problem. It's quite possible that within months you will also be out of ice cream (are you not already).

And who lets this happen? Who brings this great evil and horror upon its people? Why, the government, of course! No doubt they even plotted it. Made plans so that only those with special privileges would have access to ice cream. And then they would rule the working-class with an iron fist.

Is that what we want for this country? To fall back into atavistic and slave like traditions? "No!" I dearly hope you say. And there's still hope, there's still some light ahead. If only you all do the only thing that could possible be done to stop this.

You must select me as Prime Minister. Only then is the future safe from this horror.

Join the Campaign for Equal Rights of Ice Cream for Everyone Today! and promote me as your saviour.